*Dude! How in the world did you get these details about her just by looking at her!?* Oh, didn’t I tell you at the start that I was browsing a very popular online dating site? Duh.
Then again, Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion. My heart-shaped thought bubble which pictured my beautiful soulmate burst into a thousand pieces when I actually met her. She was barely 5 feet ‘tall’, was heavy as ‘heavy’, worked from home for a ‘magazine’ as a freelance columnist, and by earning ‘heftily’ she might have meant checks that bought her hefty hot dogs and burgers. When asked about her traveling and reading interests, apparently a visit to her mother’s was ‘traveling’, and reading the comic strip in the morning newspaper counted as ‘reading’! As if this wasn’t enough, she had very easily forgotten to mention that she was ‘married’, ‘divorced’, and had two ‘children’ from her marriage too! Wow! Talk about ‘how difficult could it be to find love?!’