You may be single because you are still not over your ex, or because you haven’t found the right man, or simply because you want to; the choice is yours girl! Don’t let anybody make you feel insecure about yourself, or question you.
If only this cruel world let us single and rocking ladies live in peace. Everybody around you will have questions regarding your relationship status, and a whole lot of advice too. But, you don’t owe an explanation to anybody.
So just ignore those taunts or take them in a good stride! Here are a few that you can absolutely relate to and laugh over.
Oh ya, I will date every guy I know.
Probably that’s why I am single.
Or maybe you will just shut up and mind your own business.
I wish I was alone NOW.
You are missing out a lot by being single.
OK, I will date the next guy I see.
No, I just sit in my room and cry that I am single.
But I won’t feel sorry if I hit you.
I will parade around all decked up, OK?
Don’t even get into that territory or face the consequences.
Yes, that’s what I needed all my life – YOUR assurance.
I don’t owe YOU an explanation.
Oh you don’t wanna know what all I have tried.
Well, I WILL decide who or what I need, OK?
Don’t you believe in keeping your nose outta other people’s business?
Oh yes, into such small pieces, that I cannot love again. LOL!
Didn’t we already decide that I am dating every guy I know.
Absolutely, but I do believe in flings.
Stop scaring me bitch!
You are getting into personal territory now. Stay out!
Good for you; I pity your husband though.
Excuse me? What wrong signals?
Yes, because single women don’t have a life of their own.
Thank you for bringing a tiny ray of hope in my life.
You changed your mind? I thought being single was supposed to be bad.
Even if I am, why the hell would I tell you?
Oh really? I can and I will. Watch me do it!